Funny Moments of Marrach

We have to start with a classic! Post your funny IC and/or OOC moments here 



You shuffle your pair of brown oilcloth clogs back to a potted venus flytrap, "It is so wonderfully warm, and smells delicious! Whatever is *this*?"
> You frame a potted venus flytrap with your slender hands.
Juliana tells you amusedly, "That is a venus flytrap, it eats various bugs and sometimes very small pieces of meat."
> You round your hooded black eyes with Juliana's words, "Fascinating. Meat."
> You really tempt yourself with your fingertip and a potted venus flytrap.
Fatealaria arrives through the northeast door.
Fatealaria curtsies deeply to the Garden Society suite and Juliana.
Juliana says to you, "The Conclave has one that is said to be able to consume humans."
> You wiggle your finger curiously at a potted venus flytrap.
Fatealaria drains her alabaster skin palely with Juliana's words.
> You recoil your finger, "...oh.."
> You curtsy then to Fatealaria, "Hello, sera."
Fatealaria parts her full lips wordlessly.
Juliana inclines her head to Fatealaria, "Good afternoon, sera."
> You assure Fatealaria with Juliana's words, "This one only eats small chunks of meat."

Okay, I'll share the stash. Mostly stuff I've posted to #GuessThatSituation in the Discord but may as well share here for the fun ones.

The event itself wasn't funny but... The reactions...

Brook glances at you.
Heulyn pausingly hears your words.
Hellawes also turns her gaze to you.

You ask Heulyn, "Too much?"

Harabec eyes you uncertainly.
Brook quirks her well-defined lips slightly.
Heulyn clears her throat lowly.

Heulyn covers her toned legs with her azure velour split-front martial skirt, "Judging by the reactions of everyone present, I believe you have your answer, ser."

Harabec wonders about you sometimes.

Hellawes murmurs sidelong to you, "Perhaps if you did not make such... open advances on women, you would not find yourself 'overwhelmed' with their affections."

Oh My Gourd!  The fun we had at the Ghost Gala.  Edited to remove a lot of other stuff.

> Juliana puts a floating gourd in the center of the room.
> Juliana pokes a floating gourd.
OOC -- Juliana says, "uhoh, they gave me the wrong command"
> Juliana says to the bowling lounge, "If someone can figure out how to open this, I'll give you some exclusive hair soap."
> Mallegra flaps her arms uselessly.
> Shanna prods a floating gourd.
> Shanna bursts a floating gourd.
> Caillean attemptingly cracks a floating gourd.
> You open a floating gourd.
> Caillean pets a floating gourd.
> Caillean pokes a floating gourd.
Shanna rubs a floating gourd.
> Enamar taps a floating gourd.
> Shanna frowns at a floating gourd, "Hmm."
OOC -- Juliana says, "omg, this is hilarious"
> Enamar pokes a floating gourd.
> Tristan pokes a floating gourd.
> Caillean shakes a floating gourd.
> Enamar cracks a floating gourd.

> OOC -- Tristan says, "Doesn't seem like it's doing anything."
> Caillean prods a floating gourd.
> Caillean rattles a floating gourd.
Tristan pops a floating gourd.
> Caillean silences a floating gourd.
> Caillean hits a floating gourd.
> Tristan punctures a floating gourd.
Caillean raps a floating gourd.
> OOC -- Tristan says, "Okay now we all want to know how it works. >.>"
> You pop a floating gourd.
> OOC -- Juliana says, "RIGHT?!"
> Shanna pushes a floating gourd.
> Tristan opens a floating gourd.
> Shanna pulls a floating gourd.
> Tristan pops a floating gourd.

> Harabec listens to a floating gourd.
> Caillean smacks a floating gourd.
> Tristan pierces a floating gourd.
> Shanna twists a floating gourd.
> Susan waves at a floating gourd experimentally.
> Tristan grabs a floating gourd.
> Enamar tilts a floating gourd.

> OOC -- Tristan says, ">___>"
> OOC -- Caillean says, "XD"

> Enamar seduces a floating gourd.
OOC -- Tristan says, "I MUST KNOW YOUR SECRETS"

> Susan speaks to a floating gourd experimentally, "Hello ser gourd, are you magic?"
> Duothuan unsurprisedly sees Enamar.
> OOC -- Tristan says to Enamar, "Typical Enamar."

> Susan asks a floating gourd politely, "Would you mind opening?"

> Ammanas tilts a floating gourd.
> OOC -- Juliana says, "some of these emotes are rather epic though"
> Ammanas bops a floating gourd.

> Enamar crushes a floating gourd.
> Ammanas fondles a floating gourd.
> Kathris observes a floating gourd entertainedly.

> Tristan takes a floating gourd.
> Tristan releases his floating gourd.

> Tristan shakes his floating gourd.

> Enamar flirts with Tristan's floating gourd.
> Tristan drops a floating gourd.

> Aleysia ethereally reviews a floating gourd.

> Tamiko prods a floating gourd.
Tristan hits a floating gourd.

> Susan reaches for a floating gourd hesitantly, "I would like you to know that I do this in the spirit of enquiry and experimentation and not because I wish to violate your boundaries. Which I'm only concerned about because you have a face."

> Caillean takes a floating gourd.
> OOC -- Tristan says, "We need a bat."
> Caillean cracks her floating gourd.

> Caillean smacks her floating gourd.
> Caillean opens her floating gourd.
> Caillean taps her floating gourd.

Duothuan thinks hardcore about Caillean's floating gourd.
> Caillean begins to examine her floating gourd.

> Tristan breaks Caillean's floating gourd.

> Caillean puts a floating gourd.

> Caillean pokes a floating gourd.
> Caillean harasses a floating gourd.

> Aleysia attemptingly commands a floating gourd, "Open sesame?"
> Enamar punches a floating gourd.

> Caillean prods a floating gourd.
> Tristan opens a floating gourd.

> Susan tickles a floating gourd experimentally.

> Caillean strokes a floating gourd.

> Caillean pops a floating gourd.

> OOC -- You say, "I've got the giggles here."

> Caillean takes a floating gourd.
> Caillean pops her floating gourd.

> OOC -- Juliana says, "but this is so much fun to read people violating the poor gourd"

> Ammanas smokes a floating gourd.

Tristan punts a floating gourd.

> You slap a floating gourd.

> Enamar presses a floating gourd.

You see Mallegra's spindly tin twig pulse repeatedly with mystical energy.

> Susan apologizes to a floating gourd regretfully.
> You press a floating gourd.

> Mallegra becomes sad.

> OOC -- Aleysia says, "Susan did not violate it.  She requested it's consent nicely."

> Susan sings to a floating gourd quietly, "She left her baby lying there, lying there, lying there ...?"

> Tristan chases a floating gourd.
> Ammanas intones a floating gourd, "Open."

> Tristan catches a floating gourd.
> OOC -- Auriela says, "I've come back to a gourd challenge."

Tristan drops a floating gourd.

> You beg a floating gourd prettily, "Please open."

> Aleysia momentarily considers her steel stiletto and a floating gourd.

> Shanna takes a floating gourd.
> Shanna pokes her floating gourd.

> Shanna pops her floating gourd.
> Shanna drops a floating gourd.

Kathris calls to the bowling lounge and a floating gourd, "Try eating it!"

> Enamar plucks a floating gourd.

> Caillean pops a floating gourd a-lot.

> Susan curtsies to a floating gourd apologetically.

> You pop a floating gourd.

Ammanas bops a floating gourd.

> Tristan listens to a floating gourd.
> Ammanas mops a floating gourd.

> You squish a floating gourd.
> Tristan understands a floating gourd.
> Caillean nibbles a floating gourd.

> Ammanas nips a floating gourd.
> Enamar pushes a floating gourd.

> Ammanas sniffs a floating gourd.

> Ilatai calls out, "Try smashing it. Smashing always works."

> Filusae traces a floating gourd with her sharpened silhouette black fingernails.

> Enamar opens a floating gourd.

> You murmur, "I wish I had my daggers with me, I'd open it right quick."

> Ammanas extinguishes a floating gourd.

> Kathris heckles a floating gourd distantly, "Kick it!"

> Enamar pops a light from a floating gourd.

> Filusae draws a floating gourd to herself with her dainty hands.

> Enamar presses a light from a floating gourd.

> Filusae whispers a floating gourd hissingly.

> Caillean pops a light from a floating gourd.

> You attack a floating gourd.

Caillean pokes a light from a floating gourd.

> Ammanas knocks on a floating gourd.

> You stomp on a floating gourd.

Mallegra crawls forward.
> Mallegra's spindly tin twig starts to glow and flicker regularly.

> Caillean pinches a light from a floating gourd.
> Filusae bops a floating gourd with her right fist.

> Mallegra's hands crackle with deep blue lightning...
Mallegra shoots a crackling deep blue burst of lightning at a floating gourd!


> Mallegra blinks her large grey eyes.
Mallegra slumps.

OOC -- Ammanas says, "Mallegr'as had enough of this gourd's shit"

> OOC -- Kathris says, "god. every party should end like this. I'm so glad it doesn't work"
> Mallegra pulls her dainty right hand slow-motion into the face hole in the grey burlap body bag.

Mallegra seems to be guilty.

> Aleysia becomes bored with a floating gourd.
> Ilatai opines, "That's one tough gourd."

> Harabec wonders to the center of the room, "Have any stride giving it a gentle stroke and some comfort? Everyone seems keen to use force."

> Enamar kisses a floating gourd gently.
> You watch Enamar.
> Susan grimaces at a floating gourd sympathetically.
> Enamar shrugs to you.
> Kathris watches Enamar amusedly from Ilatai's right side.
> Armswoman Kassa snorts helplessly at Harabec's words, "Are you going to seduce the gourd?"
> Filusae dismisses a floating gourd uninterestedly.

> Enamar tells Armswoman Kassa, "I tried that already..."

> Armswoman Kassa deadpans to her words, "I'm sure whispering sweet nothings will open it right up."

OOC -- Ammanas says to a floating gourd, "What's a nice gourd like you doing in a place like this?"

> You oddly eye Enamar, "That usually works for you, does it?"

> Enamar tells you, "I've never needed to use violence for these sorts of things before."

> Mallegra hops with her grey burlap body bag.

> Mallegra approaches a floating gourd.
> Mallegra pecks a floating gourd.
> Mallegra lies down on the floor again.
> Mallegra slithers out through the northern door.

> You grin at Juliana, "Why are we trying to violate the gourd anyway?"

> Juliana says to you amusedly, "It is supposed to explode and candy and toys fall to the ground."

Finally after some staff magic fixing.

> Juliana drops a floating gourd.

With an unsettling grin, the gourd seems to shrink before your eyes, slowly growing more and more faint as it flickers amidst the shadows.  Then suddenly, as you watch, the gourd expands high above you!  With a sickening SMACK! the apparition explodes!  As you watch, dozens of candies -  and some other small, multicolored objects - rain down from above and land around you.

You hear your words, "I swear I have more vocabulary than that, normally."

Heulyn peeks at you, "Normally it's peppered with expletives."

I mean, she's not wrong...

So Leo discovered an interesting new bug tonight, after picking up a music box... For a while, he had his own soundtrack!

A few fragile harp notes echo resoundingly through the air before breathy strokes of a viol sweep in a moment after to restart the rhythm.

Harabec moves from a path leading to the east to Leodegrance.

Harabec bangs his head with Leodegrance.

OOC -- Leodegrance says, "Head banging to fragile harp notes."

OOC -- Harabec says, "thus, the infamous song sandstorm became snowstorm"

Harabec jingles all-the-time.

Drifting through the space in an unhurried, romantic duet, the heartfelt sounds of the harp and viol ever-so-slowly tumble into a musical descent.

OOC -- Leodegrance says, "You need to jingle all-the-way"

Softly strummed harp chords fill the silence with a fairy-tale like melody.

Harabec wiggles his lush silvery black hair.

Harabec jingles all-the-way.

Harabec takes a small aspen recorder from his moonglow waxed-canvas satchel.

Harabec trills his small aspen recorder at Leodegrance.

Leodegrance huffs.

You shift your slightly slanted golden eyes.

The Secrets of the Gentlemen's Society

Leodegrance invites Sir Varick freely, "Most excellent, I know there were plans in my folders for various agreed-upon lectures on subjects like the language of flowers by the Garden Society and hunting with Lord Vestio, things like that."

You shift your blue-grey eyes in Northern, "I really do need to learn flower language at some point."

Leodegrance shifts his luminous amber eyes too, "Yes, well. I apparently am marriage-minded."

Leodegrance confesses to Sir Varick and you, "The arrangements I have made at all the garden society bells have been, apparently good wishes for your wedding bouquets."

You confess to Leodegrance in Northern, "I begin to suspect that they simply claim every flower arrangement a gentleman of the Court produces is somehow an invitation or good wishes for marriage, that it is but a prank."

Sir Varick shifts his keen steely blue eyes helplessly in Northern, "And I am lost, gentlemen. I have no idea about.... flower language? You... you speak with these flowers?"

Leodegrance squints at your words, "Hm."

Sir Varick quizzically regards Leodegrance and you with his keen steely blue eyes.

You explain better to Sir Varick in Northern, "Apparently flowers mean things."

Sir Varick nods slowly in Northern, "Oh. Like roses. Ladies like roses."

Sir Varick nods certainly.

Leodegrance explains to Sir Varick vaguely, "Yes, they mean things. You send a red flower and you mean you love the woman forever. But not a certain kind of red flower, because that one means jealousy."

Sir Varick hears Leodegrance.

You gesture in Northern, "This color of rose means friendship, and that color of rose means affection, and this other color of rose means erotic desire, and so on."

Sir Varick chortles quietly in Northern, "My gods, man. Does not everything in regards to the pursuit of the fairer sex?"

Leodegrance spreads his strong hands apart, "Apparently, flowers are not just a lovely gift of sentiment. They have hidden meanings."

Sir Varick amusedly comments in Northern, "I find this an entertaining manifestation on the female psyche if anything."

Sir Varick comments to Leodegrance in Northern, "Now there. Is a lecture."

Leodegrance crinkles his luminous amber eyes amusedly, "Yes, the whole "accidentally sending a flower of erotic desire to someone you are paying Fine Amour to" that is the reason for a lecture."

You shift your blue-grey eyes in Northern, "Handing a woman a bouquet and all the other women titter because it is apparently a proposition of marriage and I'm just standing there going 'well fuck me I just thought they looked nice'."

Leodegrance exactly understands you.

Sir Varick snorts at your words.

Leodegrance clears his throat, "Ah, well Mistress Juliana was either going to host the lecture or pass on enough knowledge to some gentleman to host it on their behalf."

You nod seriously to Leodegrance in Northern, "When you have a date, pray let me know, so I might attend. And take notes."

Leodegrance nods to you earnestly, "I shall do so. And have a record of the lecture added somewhere. We need a society guild book. A secret one. With all the notes."

> Yeoman Ilatai glances at your scroll curiously.
> Alana smiles at Paulo in Northern, "Ah, I am not an hono-shyu lo"
You hide your scroll under your long hands brattily.
> Yeoman Ilatai grins at your actions.
> Paulo stoutly tells Alana in Northern, "Ch dzhlatsgo datstse."
> Alana blushes again.
>
> Yeoman Ilatai guesses in Northern, "An?"
> Yeoman Ilatai shakes his barely scarred head.
>
> Paulo minimally nods his head in Northern, "Cobi I chvitoda in the kokacoka-te."
> Alana smiles at Paulo in Northern softly, "Yu y-ou"
>
You read your scroll.
It says:
___l___l_X_
___l___l___
___l___l___
It is unsigned.
> Paulo grunts.
> Alana continues teaching advanced northern to Paulo.
>
You quietly crumple your scroll.
Yeoman Ilatai glances at your scroll watchfully.
>
You toss a scroll at Yeoman Ilatai.
>
> Yeoman Ilatai catches a scroll.
> Yeoman Ilatai snickers at his scroll.
>
> Paulo flatly eyeballs Yeoman Ilatai and you.
>
You studiously focus on Alana.
> Paulo respectfully turns his attention to Alana.
> Paulo tells Alana in Northern, "Ch tseyuspo the tsnnte-ien-lo kali a tebikoli, getozhe."
> OOC -- Alana says, "passing notes in class ? I think I might need to put you two in detention..."
> Yeoman Ilatai hands his scroll to you.
>
> OOC -- Venture says, "lmao"
>
OOC -- You say, "(teenage giggling)"
>
You peek at your scroll.
>
You read your scroll.
It says:
___l_O_l_X_
___l___l___
___l___l___
It is unsigned.
>
>
You read your scroll.
It says:
___l_O_l_X_
___l_X_l___
___l___l___
It is unsigned.
>
You discreetly jot on your scroll.
>
You hand your scroll to Yeoman Ilatai.
> Alana shakes her head in Northern, "I don't fssh a dzh peo-gego be-ing in here"
> Yeoman Ilatai glances his scroll curiously.
> Paulo smoothes his ample blue black hair backwards with his strong right hand.
> Paulo settles his sage barras cap on his head.
> Paulo stands up.
> Yeoman Ilatai hands his scroll to you.
> Paulo wears a sage barras cap.
>
You glance wonderingly to Paulo.
>
You read your scroll.
It says:
___l_O_l_X_
___l_X_l___
_O_l___l___
It is unsigned.
>
> Yeoman Ilatai tries in Northern, "I am gatido zaankhca in te"
>
> Paulo bows to Alana in Northern, "Ba lifs laankho tha chko, getozhe to."
>
> Alana waves at Paulo.
> Yeoman Ilatai bows to Paulo in Northern, "Datstse ankvlo, ser."
>
You bow to Paulo as-well.
> Paulo bows to Yeoman Ilatai, Venture, you and Alana, "Good night to ya all."
>
> Paulo approaches the door.
> Paulo strides to the door.
>
You read your scroll.
It says:
___l_O_l_X_
___l_X_l___
_O_l___l_X_
ha.
It is unsigned.
> Paulo leaves through the door.
> Yeoman Ilatai adds to Alana in Northern, "Kvkochech me nnda. I latslann I doto vikv vizhechev-lakoliza to dati, chlatsekv to an baka."
> Alana calls the door in a foreign language, "Iambomb ollagh arliang bec agus trui"
>
> Tine arrives through the door.
>
You rise from one of the wooden seats.
> Alana stands up behind a serviceable apple desk.
>
You bow to Tine politely, "Mistress."
> Tine bows her head cheerily to Alana, "Good morning, sera Alana."
> Alana curtsies to Tine in a foreign language, "Trioorlfheiimb be iscill trui"
> Tine counts Yeoman Ilatai, Venture and you.
>
You settle in one of the wooden seats again.
> Tine sunnily smiles at Yeoman Ilatai, Venture and you, "Chroniclers, sera Kathris."
> Alana asks Tine in a foreign language, "Fhe ailltho uand arr uigcuardaistan unn uigcuardaistan unn einnurd oth ner an urd aisr iamhsta ner, ollagh uand escang ollagh ombuistiaphaish aindan urdiodhaird, ombuistiaphaish uardstai phoan bhuthuiamh einnurd oth ner endtre aost tao-ambadherl"
> Tine moves away from the door.
>
You hand your scroll back to Yeoman Ilatai.
> Yeoman Ilatai rises.
> Venture politely bows toward Tine.
> Yeoman Ilatai bows to Tine in Northern, "Kotobica toyu, zhe"
> Tine bobs her head happily in a foreign language, "Ombuistiaphaish arr aindan urdiodhaird. treaeurl arr enguist ascist uand ascist sceania ithgheaeasc? treaeurl arr efhtrungiand iang becthui mo she phieingesc."
> Tine heads for the east window.
> Tine leans against the east window.
> Yeoman Ilatai scowls at his scroll.
>
You smirk sidelong at Yeoman Ilatai.
> Tine brightly enquires of Alana in a foreign language, "Orr shourrill treiandindnui uand edt raerdadhiord eufheirl?"
> Yeoman Ilatai hands his scroll to you.
> Alana smiles at Tine in a foreign language, "Edloth ner scoosceinn ensurreasc ust-aidherliuchstu"
>
You read your scroll.
It says:
___l_O_l_O_
___l_O_l___
_O_l___l_X_
ha.
It is unsigned.
>
You gasp silently at Yeoman Ilatai.
>
> Alana says to Tine in a foreign language happily, "Treaeurl iscindundins bec trioorlfheiimb be aost tao uand, orr shourrill ambadherl uand ?"
> Yeoman Ilatai smirks at you too.
>
You furiously scribble on your scroll.
>
You read your scroll.
It says:
_X_l_X_l_X_
_X_l_X_l_X_
_X_l_X_l_X_
ha.
It is unsigned.
>
You hand your scroll to Yeoman Ilatai.
> Tine nods her head surely to Alana in a foreign language, "Treaeurl'efhan eindllui iang becthui mo! treaeurl eithuscaitheng ionnan eadt ioll bho."
> Yeoman Ilatai difficultly controls his expression.
>
You fold your long hands delicately in your lap.

So that's what you all were up to while we were strolling by.

Aleysia arrives through the double door to the south.

Aleysia bows to the dining hall again.

Kaira appreciates your words, "That is a good way to put it."

Aleysia carries her bronze snack tray to the swinging kitchen door, "No need to get up."

Kaira slips to her feet.

Kaira pauses halfway.

Kaira shifts her bright pale blue eyes.

Aleysia grins, "I'll be back."

Aleysia moves from the double door to the south to the swinging kitchen door.

Aleysia continues out through the swinging kitchen door.

Kaira straightens her body anyway.

You likewise shift to your feet.

Kaira waits for the swinging kitchen door pre-emptively.

You preparedly watch the swinging kitchen door.

Kaira amuses herself with you sidelong.

Kaira peers at the swinging kitchen door lengthily.

You remain vigilant.
You nevertheless bring a shallow white teacup to your lips.

Kaira murmurs about the swinging kitchen door decidedly, "This is a test."

You take a drink of the tea. The tea is pleasantly warm and has a taste that is simple and pure with a slight astringency.

Kaira keeps her body upward.

You quietly affirm to Kaira, "We will prove a match for it."

Kaira concurs with you positively, "We will be ready. We are prepared."

Kaira grumbles however, "How long does it take to get cookies?"

Aleysia arrives through the swinging kitchen door.

You curtsy smoothly to Aleysia.
You ambush Aleysia courteously.

Kaira spots Aleysia then, "Ha!"

Aleysia meeps.

Kaira curtsies to Aleysia also.

Aleysia surprisedly finds you and Kaira.


Non-exhaustive list of things that are hilarious: us. We're hilarious.

l 1st vine

This massive, coiling, and pale-blue vine stalk is dominated by tentacle-shaped vines which are swirling chaotically - with crackles of ice dripping from the tips and clattering to the floor in audible snaps. Faint wisps of green fog leak from minute holes all over the vines, oozing viscus green goo in slow drips.

> A ordinary courier proclaims, in Teanga, "By the Queen's voice, I knew I should have taken the other stairs."

XD .... For real.