Missed It By THAT Much...

In the spirit of the "I hit it hard..." thread, I thought we needed one to bear our shame for the near-misses.  I'll start:

To set the scene, I had my shortsword wielded, Precise ATK Up going, and I went for a Masterful combo on a wooden soldier.

@comb
(krampus) A wooden soldier [Fighter] [Level 11] 4956/7172 (69%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting Private Ilatai
(krampus) A wooden soldier [Fighter] [Level 11] 7172/7172 (100%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting Tamiko
(yule) Deputy Aleysia [Tactician] (100%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a wooden soldier
(yule) Private Ilatai [Soldier] (100%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a wooden soldier
(yule) Ammanas [Illusionist] (85%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a plump shambling snowman
(yule) Westley [Duelist] (81%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a wooden soldier
(yule) Tamiko [Warrior] (57%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a wooden soldier
You commence attacking a wooden soldier...
Bold combo! Gain a 4th attack...
You perform a strong  sword  attack on a wooden soldier. (658)
A wooden soldier turns its attention from Tamiko to you!
You execute a quick  sword  attack on a wooden soldier. <834!>
You gain 16 critical points.
You use 100 focus points.
You spring at a wooden soldier with a series of attacks!
You are affected by Precise ATK Up (Triple Strike).
You slash down and to the right! (1072) {+55%}  [EFFECTIVE]
You gain 15 focus points.
You slash down and to the left! (1119) {+55%}  [EFFECTIVE]
You gain 15 focus points.
You fiercely plunge your sword forth! (1651) {+55%}  [EFFECTIVE]
You gain 15 focus points.
You make a masterful bold  sword  attack on a wooden soldier. (1794)
You recover 294 fatigue from your Rest skill and have 9810/9810 fatigue.

> @comb
MCombat:  Listing current environment combatants...
~ In Combat ~
(krampus)  A wooden soldier  [Fighter]  [Level 11]  549/7172 (8%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting Ammanas
(krampus)  A wooden soldier  [Fighter]  [Level 11]  44/7172 (1%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting Deputy Aleysia
(yule)  Deputy Aleysia  [Tactician]   (100%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
(yule)  Private Ilatai  [Soldier]   (100%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
(yule)  Ammanas  [Illusionist]   (62%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
(yule)  Westley  [Duelist]   (81%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
(yule)  Tamiko  [Warrior]   (45%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier

44 HP left.  Rude!

It's not my shame, but I'll share.

MCombat: It is now Leodegrance's turn.
>
Leodegrance makes a strong attack on a wooden soldier. (914) {+20%}
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Leodegrance makes a quick attack on a wooden soldier. (738)
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Leodegrance performs a strong attack on a wooden soldier. (1290) {+20%}
>
Leodegrance performs a bold attack on a wooden soldier. (702)
>
MCombat: It is now Heulyn's turn.
>
OOC -- Leodegrance says, "Oh come on. 0%."
> OOC -- You say, "bahahahahaha"
>
OOC -- Leodegrance says, "10 HP!?"
>
OOC -- Private Kathris says, "lol, it's hanging in there!"
>
OOC -- Leodegrance says, "You... #^$^%@"
>
Heulyn executes a quick longsword attack on a wooden soldier. (546)
A wooden soldier turns its attention from Leodegrance to Heulyn.
>
Heulyn makes a precise longsword attack on a wooden soldier. (768) [EFFECTIVE]
>
Heulyn performs a strong longsword attack on a wooden soldier. (884)
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Heulyn makes a masterful bold longsword attack on a wooden soldier. (2367)
>
MCombat: It is now a wooden soldier's turn.
> MCombat: Listing current environment combatants...
~ In Combat ~
(krampus) A plump shambling snowman [Shambler] [Level 11] 580/7166 (8%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting Dame Umichan
(krampus) A wooden soldier [Fighter] [Level 11] 10/7172 (0%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting Leodegrance
(krampus) A wooden soldier [Fighter] [Level 11] 5543/7172 (77%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting Private Kathris
(krampus) A wooden soldier [Fighter] [Level 11] 2607/7172 (36%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting Heulyn
Dame Umichan [Guardian] (100%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a plump shambling snowman
Heulyn [Guardian] (100%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a wooden soldier
(hollyjolly) Private Kathris [Soldier] (100%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a wooden soldier
(hollyjolly) Marcine [Battler] (69%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a plump shambling snowman
(hollyjolly) Private Ilatai [Soldier] (68%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a plump shambling snowman
(hollyjolly) Leodegrance [Guardian] (82%) is in the center fighting area and is targeting a wooden soldier

> @comb
MCombat:  Listing current environment combatants...
~ In Combat ~
(krampus)  A wooden soldier  [Fighter]  [Level 11]  5772/7172 (80%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting Yeoman Ilatai
(krampus)  A wooden soldier  [Fighter]  [Level 11]  6448/7172 (90%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting Yeoman Ilatai
(krampus)  A wooden soldier  [Fighter]  [Level 11]  2280/7172 (32%)   is in the center fighting area  and is taunted by Yeoman Ilatai
(flirtyskirt)  Filusae    (100%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
(flirtyskirt)  Ammanas  [Illusionist]   (43%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
(flirtyskirt)  Deputy Aleysia  [Tactician]   (100%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
(flirtyskirt)  Yeoman Ilatai  [Juggernaut]   (47%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
> @hand
MCombat: You have the following attacks available:
(1) precise-right, (2) strong-high, (3) precise-left, (4) precise-high, (5) quick-left, (F) focus ability
> @attack 1st monster "f 4 1
You commence attacking a wooden soldier...
Precise combo! You gain +20 focus...
You use 100 focus points.
You spring at a wooden soldier with a series of attacks!
You are affected by Precise ATK Up (Triple Strike).
You slash down and to the right! (1034) {+55%}  [EFFECTIVE]
You gain 10 focus points.
You slash down and to the left! (1308) {+55%}  [EFFECTIVE]
A wooden soldier turns its attention from Yeoman Ilatai to you!
You gain 10 focus points.
You fiercely plunge your sword forth! (1530) {+55%}  [EFFECTIVE]
You gain 10 focus points.
You make a precise  sword  attack on a wooden soldier. (865) {+55%}  [EFFECTIVE]
You gain 15 focus points.
You make a precise  sword  attack on a wooden soldier. (1026) {+55%}  [EFFECTIVE]
You gain 20 focus points.
You recover 294 fatigue from your Rest skill and have 9810/9810 fatigue.
MCombat: It is now Yeoman Ilatai's turn.
> @comb
MCombat:  Listing current environment combatants...
~ In Combat ~
(krampus)  A wooden soldier  [Fighter]  [Level 11]  9/7172 (0%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting Deputy Aleysia
(krampus)  A wooden soldier  [Fighter]  [Level 11]  6448/7172 (90%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting Yeoman Ilatai
(krampus)  A wooden soldier  [Fighter]  [Level 11]  2280/7172 (32%)   is in the center fighting area  and is taunted by Yeoman Ilatai
(flirtyskirt)  Filusae    (100%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
(flirtyskirt)  Ammanas  [Illusionist]   (43%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
(flirtyskirt)  Deputy Aleysia  [Tactician]   (100%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier
(flirtyskirt)  Yeoman Ilatai  [Juggernaut]   (47%)   is in the center fighting area  and is targeting a wooden soldier



9.  9!  ... Rude!